God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. (Thomas Henry Huxley)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. (Rene Descartes, Discours de la Methode)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. (Emile Zola)

There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. (Rene Descartes, Discours de la Methode)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)