Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)