Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)