God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)